Life's a SHITSHOW

007 Britain: Who’s Really Running the Show? Power, Politics & Pure Chaos

• Jo Day / Natasha Shingles • Season 1 • Episode 7

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Welcome
Hey, it’s Jo. This week, Tasha and I are live, drinks in hand, and ready to unpack another chaotic week on Life’s a SHITSHOW. Expect honest opinions, a bit of political ranting, and plenty of laughs.

Episode Summary
We kick off with a Friday toast and some classic banter about gym avoidance, before jumping into the wild world of UK politics—who’s really in charge, why voting feels pointless, and the real power pyramid behind the scenes. We break down Nigel Farage’s chances, what would actually happen if Reform UK took over, and how the markets and media would react. There’s a proper rant about digital ID, carbon credits, and the slow creep of government control, plus some lighter moments sharing our favourite Instagram comedy accounts, stories about killing houseplants, and tales from past drunken Zoom parties.

Key Highlights

  • The real power in the UK isn’t with the politicians—it’s all about the layers above.
  • Voting might feel pointless, but local elections still make a difference.
  • Digital ID and carbon credit schemes are creeping in—don’t get caught off guard.
  • We all need a laugh: follow South Park, Great British Memes, Madeinpoortaste, and Josh Johnson Comedy for a break from the madness.
  • Bonus: why neither of us is allowed near a gym (or a houseplant).

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Life's a SHITSHOW EP07

Tasha: [00:00:00] drama, right? We're live Tash. I always be party. I went from bottle with straw and I thought I'd get away with it before everyone logged on, but 

Jo: Too late. 'cause we're already live on YouTube now, so 

Tasha: there'll be no one on yet. There'll be no one on yet. It'll be fine. Now it just looks like I'm drinking.

Classy.

Ching. Happy Friday. 

Happy Friday. 

So it's been that much, it's been that much of a shit show week that I've had to start drinking on Friday. Yeah, just hearing the words.

I should get the shakes on his alcohol. 

Jo: Cheers, Tash. Cheers to Fridays. I've got Cheers 

Tasha: to Friday. Cheers. 

Before 

Jo: we 

Tasha: start getting all serious and intelligent. Yeah. As if that's gonna happen tonight.

Jo: You're on Tash, how have it up in the gym where I haven't nearly, 

Tasha: I haven't been anywhere near a gym.

I haven't even walked past one this week. 

Jo: I haven't walked past the gym in about six years. 

Tasha: [00:01:00] No. I've used to find, I'd walk past the gym and break into a little bit of a sweat, so I'll stop doing that. Yeah, it's hard work being gonna gym. Okay. Should we make a start? Can make a start? Would you like me to open this week's incredible shit show session with some comments?

Jo: Yeah, absolutely. I would. 

Tasha: Okay. Let me enlighten the audience. There was a comment on the video where we were discussing Erica Kirk's. Oh yeah. Incredible grieving acting I feel really bad for. I actually feel really bad for saying that just in case it's genuine. And you made a reference to how you'd grieved longer for your dog than Erica has grieved for a husband.

I 

absolutely did. I laughed. People that watched that episode, remember, I, I may have sniggered a little bit. I wasn't sniggering at your dog dying. I was sniggering at just the fact that you brought up your dog in the middle of conversation about a dead husband. But it was just quite [00:02:00] funny. Now we did get a comment on that.

Greg Chambers says, disgusting behavior. Dogs are family. 

Jo: Yes, we know. I agree. We agree. I agree, Greg. I agree. 

Tasha: I agree. There's many families with lots of dogs in them. I just simply replied, I will take myself off to the naughty step and think about my actions. He probably thinks you're a right bitch.

You know what? I'll let listen in, in, in fairness to Greg, I was on that naughty step for a very long time. This is why I don't go to church and repent on my sins because we just don't have that much time. Oh, who was, ah 

Gavin again, always men. Always men. Gavin said. This is now for context for this. This is where I was mentioning that if people, before people vote for reform, thinking they're the answer, just check all their policies. Yeah. Now, I didn't mention anything about not voting for them. I [00:03:00] didn't tell anyone who to vote for, who not to vote for.

I made no reference to who I would vote for because I'll be honest right now I wouldn't have a fucking clue. However, Gavin heard something different and Gavin said, if you are thinking of not voting reform, then you are clearly happy with how the UK is going. That's quite a leap. 

Yeah, 

that's exactly what I responded.

That's quite a leap. I dunno what Gavin heard between me saying something and it comprehended into his ear rolls. But he heard something very different. Apparently he heard me say, and I'm not gonna vote for reform because I'm absolutely ecstatic with how the UK is going right now. And I don't feel the need to change our government if that's what Gavin heard.

Gavin has not been paying attention. There was a few other comments this week, but they were very long and I got bored halfway through paragraph 16, so I don't really have a response for that. Anyway, Joe, how's your week been? 

Jo: Hey, my week's been alright. Started following all the political [00:04:00] parties online.

Oh. So I can see between parties, how they run their social media accounts, how they each report on each of the effect. I want quite a broad view of everything that's going on, but the Labor Party at the moment is just keeping me so entertained. I'm absolutely loving their social media accounts. I'm sure that they've got the guys from Aldi running it.

They're the comedy rights itself. It's right in itself because he obsessed with Nigel Farage at the moment. 

Tasha: Oh, before we move forward on Nigel Farage, I just wanna make one little point because I keep seeing so many comments, people complaining about Nigel Farage. Now, can I just remind everyone, and I'm not particularly a fan of Nigel Fage by any means, but can I just remind everyone?

Nigel isn't in charge. Nigel, it's not Nigel's job. You're all complaining [00:05:00] to not vote reform, but then also complaining that Nigel Fage isn't sorting shit out. Come on, guys. Engage both sides of the brain, at least for a second. It's not Nigel's job, it's 

Jo: Kia Stormer. Yeah. We're just on that point of who's in charge, right?

Tash, because i've had this comment come up a few times this week about you're obviously not voting them and the country's G go to shit if this, a Farage gets in and are you happy with that? Loads of comments on all pages. So I thought I'd come a little bit prepared tonight.

So I've scribbled a few things. Oh, in me notes about the reason why I'm not affiliated to any party. And the reason why I'm proud to say I don't vote for anybody, because none of them, it doesn't care who you vote for at a general election. 

In charge. My concept of it would be, or my [00:06:00] explanation would be the Prime Minister at number 10 and his cabinet key storm as a puppet.

But the puppet masters above him don't change. And we've also got a. A stage below him full of people. That doesn't change either. And those people are very steadfast in their ways. And it doesn't matter whether you get a labor government in a Tory government in government, a green party doesn't matter.

A fucking Santa Claus turns. Or if the civil servants that sit beneath them don't agree, they'll drag the feet, they'll make things hellishly difficult, or they'll just keep pulling things out the frigging cabinet that's been there and just blow the dust off it and try again with that party because the civil servants don't change.

Now I've worked, yeah, as a business management consultant, I've spent time working in white all. Quite a few years [00:07:00] ago when I worked in the energy industry, I worked at number 55 White hole. And I'll tell you, I saw some goings on there. I have a sense and a feel for how government departments work and it's the citizens that are feeding up what you should be doing and giving the guidance ministers that are in parliament they come with their manifesto.

They very rarely get the manifesto delivered because that layer of civil servants is mightily powerful. 

Tasha: Yeah. 

Jo: It's like TA trying to turn the Titanic task. So none of them the real, like I wanna give list trust as an example, right? But before I go on to that, I've got me layer of 10 people. 10, sorry, I've got me layer of my eight people that are above.

So I've done the list of what this kind of the power structure looks like. In the uk. So not the number one position is global asset managers [00:08:00] like BlackRock and Vanguard. I touched on this a week or so ago, and then you've got State Street as well in it. Number two, you've got the Global banks, JP Morgan, HSBC, Barclays.

Then you've got Central Bankers, the Bank of England, the Federal Reserve. Then you've got the international organizations and the NGOs like the IMF, the World Bank, the World Economic Forum, the World Health Organization. Our King, king Charles happens to head up the WEF.

Tasha: And 

Jo: when I say they're all puppets, I actually mean they're all bloody puppets also 

Tasha: worth remembering.

We didn't vote for any of them. 

Jo: They're all unelected officials. 

Then we've got billionaire families like Bill Gates, the Rockefellers, Rothschilds. Historically, although they don't own so much anymore, they've sold everything off. Then you've got media owners like Rupert Murdoch, the BBC board, global Conglomerates.

On your list, you've got the think tanks, the [00:09:00] networks like the WEF, again, Davos. If you've heard the word Davos, then you've got chatham House, the policy exchange. Then you've got the se, senior civil servants and security, so the cabinet office, the permanent secretaries, MI five, MI six. Then you've got the Prime Minister and his cabinet of senior advisors, and I'll go down the list a little bit further.

You've then got the House of Lords, the mps in the the commons. You've then got special advisors, then you've got all the civil servants. You've then got. The deputy staff, the policy advisors, analysts and clerks. Then you've got local government with the councils, the councilors, the mayors, the parish councilors, the clerks, the town councilors, and then you get to the people.

There's probably some other layers in between 17 layers from the top to the bottom before you get to the people. But the Prime Minister is around about number nine in the middle. It's not [00:10:00] George. And 

Tasha: what, and the thing is when people vote for someone, they vote for who they wanna see as Prime Minister.

They vote for whatever party they want in power. Yeah. If you think when that party is number nine. Let's say for example, right now, you vote reform, get in. What happens to the eight above them? Do you think they're all suddenly gonna change their agendas? They're suddenly gonna allow somebody else to go, oh, of course they're not.

So either one of two things is the case. Either they make sure that those people don't get in, they've gotta 

Jo: tow the 

Tasha: line, or the party themselves make you believe they're gonna be different. They're gonna sort everything out knowing full well that they fucking can't. And it's the illusion of change. Yep, exactly.

Which is all democracy actually is the fucking illusion of change, is the theater show. And you think you get a say. You don't get a fucking say. You don't get [00:11:00] 

Jo: a say, but to a certain degree, neither does the government, neither. They're all like, 

Tasha: they're all the same because like you say, 

Jo: black 

Tasha: Rock. Yeah.

BlackRock. And they're going to protect their assets. They're gonna protect their investors. And it doesn't matter what party gets in, those policies are not gonna change. Yeah. We're not important. What we want is not important. We are simply the worker bees. Exactly. That's it. 

Jo: Yeah, exactly. And it doesn't really matter what we can, it doesn't matter how many petitions you sign, you've seen in the 

Tasha: past 

Jo: couple of weeks, 3 million signatures for not to digital. Id 3 million signatures call, a call a general, a snap general election now. 

Tasha: They just 

Jo: pushed aside, they don't mean anything. 

Tasha: No. And you know what will happen come general election if it even goes ahead, because I think we're on the, it looks like some local councils are gonna push for the second year [00:12:00] deferment of local council elections now, which is just disgusting, but.

If a general election goes ahead, what they will do, everyone will rush out to vote for anyone other than Kia Stama now. Yeah. But actually what we should do is not vote at all. Exactly. Not single person. Leave your home. Not a single person put across in a box that sends a message. You running out and voting for Nigel Forage or Tori or whatever.

It doesn't matter who it is. That's what they're expecting. They already know what you're gonna do because they're already making sure you do it. They're manipulating the behavior. Yeah. Even people that are awake, we're all being manipulated one way or another. 

Jo: So I want to, I 

Tasha: don't sorry them, I don't care.

Jo: Yeah, just give like a quick real life example and hopefully people will remember this. And I wrote about this in my book list Trust, when she did her mini budget back in September, 2022 with COI quasi. [00:13:00] Now I had a run in with him anyway when I was working in the energy sector. He was the energy minister at the time.

Tasha: So 

Jo: she announced this mini budget with quasi, and it was largely unfunded tax cuts, basically, that were, especially for the wealthy, the higher income brackets. It was forecasting a huge increase in government bo borrowing. And there was no clear plan basically in Lizzie's budget of how they were gonna pay that money back that they were borrowing.

So the markets above the ninth place above the prime minister, so from the asset managers, the banks, and everybody down. The market reacted. So we call the pyramid of power. The pyramid of power panicked. And we all know what happened next. She only lasted 42 days in office. Like people were saying there was a lettuce in the fridge that lasted longer.

You know what I mean?

Tasha: Which makes me think, actually that makes [00:14:00] me think looking back now, 'cause we were all laughing at her back then, but looking back now, and I've seen a couple of interviews, she's done a few clips of interviews that she's done since, and actually, I don't think she would've been a bad prime minister.

Jo: I don't think she would've been a bad prime minister because 

Tasha: She's, she said a couple of things. I can't remember exactly what it was I saw, but I saw her say something and I thought, ooh. People above wouldn't have liked that. Yeah. Now it makes sense as to why she had to get out. 

Jo: Yeah. So this what happened, which was the top line or the, when they said the market's reacting and they didn't like.

So they panicked. They saw it as reckless investors dumped on UK government bonds. So the gilt they got rid of. The prices filed the yields, the interest rates then soared Bank of England up to step in. The pound crashed. Then there was pressure from the media. So that's B, C, come and do their thing and ITV and channel [00:15:00] four and everybody else.

The old, then the back benches start piling pressure on 'cause they can see how it's going. And then that's what the, you call the sign down. And then. Jeremy Hunt was then brought in as chancellor to study the ship, if you remember, because threw quasi under the bus. She got rid of him first.

She sacked him. It was his wife, if you remember that. Yeah. Jeremy was brought in as the chancellor to study the ship, more market friendly policies, but the markets unfortunately had lost confidence that she was gonna stay in the line and keep in check. 

Tasha: Yeah. 

Jo: That's when Rishi soak was put in as prime Minister, a banker.

In came the banker 

Tasha: in, came the banker 

Jo: who was willing to play ball. Why was he willing to play ball? Because actually he is a wealth, very wealthy man. He's married to a very wealthy woman. A very, isn't 

Tasha: she like almost a billionaire or something? Yeah. He's [00:16:00] worth 800 million or something stupid. 

Jo: Do we think anything's gonna be any different if Nigel Farage came, comes in?

So what's he proposing? And I know I, I'm, it's a big list of, I've written down here, Tash, I've really prepared for this 'cause honestly sorry. 

Tasha: That was a fly. 

Jo: Not a S spider this week. A fly in 

Tasha: my ear, 

Jo: sorry. Reform uk. Nigel Farage, from what I can gather so far is they're looking at drastic cuts to immigration and a freeze on new arrivals, major tax cuts, raising personal allowances and cutting corporation tax.

A massive reduction in government spending. So especially targeting civil service and waste. So that's the Doge of the uk. 

Tasha: With 

Jo: from European human rights frameworks and tighter border controls. Net zero policies being scrapped more oil, gas, and coal. Less focus on renewables, restore, that's 

Tasha: not to happen.

Jo: Yeah. Restoring law and order [00:17:00] with tougher policing and then national sovereignty, so less influence from international bodies like the WEF and the WHO. 

Tasha: All sounds great in theory. I do hope. Listen I hope that's what happens, but experience tells me it is just words, 

Jo: right?

So I fed all, I fed their documents so that the source material, you can go and look this up for yourself. Reform UKs our contract with you. 

Tasha: Yeah. That's the, I looked at all their policies before I voted last year. 

Jo: Yeah. So what I've done Tash this week just 'cause I'm anal in this way and I like to get me ducks in a row.

Not that they're like, they're never in a row, but I tried to, this week is I've taken that document and I fed it into an AI model. And I've asked it to actually look back at what happened to Liz Trusts and give me what the potential outcome could be. [00:18:00] If Nigel Farage does what he's saying, he is gonna do here's what it's saying. What would happen if they got into number 10? The immediate political shock. Massive disruption in Whitehall as reform tries to overhaul the civil service, cut departments and install loyalist so there could be resistance immediately. And possible leaks of briefing documents against the new government from within the civil service and the establishment.

Now, we've seen that happen before in the past. Yep. What we do, this is absolutely what they do. Yep. Yeah. The pound could fall, borrow cost could spike. The bank of, in England again, may have to intervene. And if net zero is scrapped and the UK pivots to fossil fuels, there could be international backlash and sanctions with trade issues and investor flight from green sectors.

Then you get the legal and international constraints, [00:19:00] media and public pressure internal party, party and parliamentary dynamics coming into play. Like the House of Lords delaying it like they did with Brexit, and you don't really get the Brexit that was promised that was promised. You get this what the civil service, half us half arted want to deliver, hence all the shit over the bloody fishing waters and everything else.

And why we still in the European Court of Human Rights and all of that nonsense. Yeah. Will it last longer than list? Who knows. Let's see if he gets into government. But I just, 

Tasha: I don't, I think he will get in. I think they've got no choice. I think so when I say they, the people above. Yeah. If you're looking at this now as a, from a BlackRock point of view.

And you'll see in the country and you're watching what's going on, you know that you have no choice but to get Nigel Farage in office now because, and the reason being [00:20:00] is because we have to think we've made a difference. This is the problem because I'm telling you now, we are on the edge of a full scale riot in this country.

Yeah. I think as much as the media is playing down the numbers, I actually think as soon as people get uncomfortable, you will see easily more than half the country. 

Yeah. 

Up in arms as soon as people can't eat. As soon as their comfort is taken away. Digital ID is being pushed. That is pushing people.

We are literally standing on a cliff edge and the government just keep nudging us forward. And what will happen is once we get to the point where we start leaning and there's nowhere else to go, that's when it's gonna kick off. And I think we are inches away from that right now. I think it's gonna take any, the government try and force anything on us.

Now I'm gonna be honest with you I'm not in, no I've got no, I [00:21:00] don't wanna go fighting physically, but I've had enough to the point where now the government could tell me to do anything. I'm just like, fuck, do you know what? Fuck off. Pretend I don't exist, fuck off. I'm not interested in anything you gotta say, I'm not following your rules.

Leave me the fuck alone. That's where I'm at, genuinely. And if I go jail. Like it's got to a point, and this wholeheartedly. It's got to the point where I do not care what the fuck you want me to do. I'm not doing it. Leave me alone. Yeah. And if that means I have to go to prison for a little while, I've gotta go to prison.

Rent free meals a day. What's not to like? Yeah. The 

Jo: problem that they've got, Tash is more and more people are feeling that way. 

Tasha: This is the problem. I think when you get to a point where the country are literally about to riot or it's bubbling away. It's been coming for a long time.

Most of us have felt it a long time ago. Yeah. BlackRock will be looking, saying, fuck, we've gotta calm them down. [00:22:00] As we all know, if we all join forces, they're fucked. So if we all join forces and say we're not paying this no more, we're not paying that, we're not gonna work, we're not doing that no more.

We're gonna have, we're gonna help each other grow veg. We are gonna help each other child mind. We are gonna fucking work like trade off with goods and services between communities. They're fucked. Yep. If we stop being distracted by their bullshit, by entertainment and celebrity bullshit and news story bullshit, and we all came together, they'd be fucked.

And they know it. Yeah. I think that's starting to happen. It's still a long way to go, but it's starting to happen 

Jo: now. Long way down the line, Tash, the WES the 2030, you'll own nothing and be happy where they literally own you. 

Tasha: They love to tell you how that was just the concept and it was taken outta context, but I'm not having it.

But I think, like you say, I think. They know Nigel FRA has to win. Yeah. For the country to for half the country, the other half are still [00:23:00] fucking blindly walking into the abyss, but half the country the feisty half, the loud worst in class half, 

Jo: those were those that have been branded as the far right.

Yes. By the way, I'm not calling far that's what the media is saying. 

Tasha: Yeah. Yeah. But the thing is, they are the ones that are getting their feet on the ground. They're the ones that are traveling to protest that. Now you can say what you want about them, but they are the ones that are going to be disruptive.

They're the ones that are gonna cause problems. So it's, you have to let everybody think. They've made a difference. You have to let, Nigel's gonna have to win. They can't do a Jeremy Corbin on him. 

And that's why they can't 

Take him out and they can't stop him from winning because that's not gonna work in this situation.

But he has to win. But what they will do, he won't be in long and it will be press story after press story about how he's fucking up the country. 

Yeah. 

And how he's taken from the pot [00:24:00] and how he's this and how he's that. To the point where they will, everyone will be Right.

And again, everyone will be shouting again that Nigel's let 'em all down. That's what they need to happen. And then what they'll do is they'll stick a Tory back in. 

Jo: Yeah. Quite possibly Cammy and come in and 

Tasha: yeah. Or green party, which is Atic for a whole nother reason. But we won't go into that on a live.

Jo: Yeah. I really don't like, so if I had to say. You know who I definitely wouldn't vote for. I definitely wouldn't vote for labor, and I definitely wouldn't vote for the Green Party and Zach Polinsky, like absolutely not over my dead body. That would leave me with the Tour Party or Reform, and I wouldn't vote for either of them.

But what I would say is I did, I've watched everyone because I want to be informed. I don't want to make, any kind of comment at all. Without informed E even a little bit informed. So I watched whatever [00:25:00] occurred on YouTube of the party conferences. I've watched the Labor Party conference, I've watched Reform, and I've watched the Conservative Party conference.

And I have to say I was quite impressed with Kami Badenoch speech and I felt sorry for her. To be honest. I thought, I don't dislike her. Yeah. I thought be a good Prime Minister. It's a shame that the Tories have done what they are for the 14 years, but again. Have the Tories done it or is it the civil servant?

Lay it underneath them and the bloody pyramid of power above them. 

Tasha: This is the thing you've gotta consider as well, Kemi is a black woman. See, could you see an industry? Could you see a an establishment of predominantly white, rich men? What power, what she don't get me wrong.

I'd love to. No one, if anyone's gonna storm into a room and get shit sorted and have everyone settle down, it's gonna be a black woman, trust me. Like they just walk in and sort shit out without even [00:26:00] raising their voice. But my concern for her is that she would just be completely annihilated.

That she would be bullied, that she would be smear. She'd be fighting a losing battle. She wouldn't have any respect. 

Yeah. 

I don't, I don't wanna see that happen to her because I do think a lot of what she says I actually agree with. I think she's, I think she's quite I think one of the better leaders that they've had.

Yeah. I dunno that much about, or I'm not really watching the tours at the moment, to be honest. 

Jo: Yeah. I think the worst thing that could happen, and I've only seen this afternoon the discussions that. Is it five or six? Might be a few more. Handful of councils have now written to the government asking them to delay the local elections again.

Seven. Seven. So no local elections that have already had a one year delay and I think it affects 7 million people, isn't it? Something like that. 

Tasha: They were supposed to have they, they deferred local elections [00:27:00] until May, 2026. And now it looks like they're asking again the councils, it would affect 5 million voters.

They're wanting to push it now to May, 2027. Yeah. It's Norfolk, Essex, Suffolk, Surrey, east, west, Sussex, and Hampshire. Yeah.

Jo: Ash, those are the votes that make a difference in my opinion. When we, when I talk about that pyramid of power and coming down, they were like number 14, 15, 16, before you got to the people.

So would a vote in local elections Yes. A award? Because those are the people that are responsible for getting your, you're being emptied. Those are the people. 

Tasha: It's not just that. I think people forget as well that your, if your local council is run Yeah. By a certain party, it's what your local council is going to focus importance on.

Yes. So if you are voting for a local council that is, say I'm just the red party in the [00:28:00] purple party, or the purple party in the yellow party. And the purple Party are all pro education state schools, blah, blah, blah, and digital ID and making sure every kid's in state schools.

Yeah. Being brainwashed from birth, and the yellow party are all for home education and supporting parents in that and making that a sustainable option. 

Yeah. 

Then it's important for which one locally people think it doesn't really matter, but it does because it's gonna, it is gonna change. Labor at the moment are trained to change and put a choke hold on homeschooling.

There's a reason for that because lots of people are now starting to do it because they do not like the way their kids are being brainwashed in the system. 

Yeah. 

Not just brainwashed but just being, you've got a lot of different kinds of kids all being treated as if they're all the same and they're not.

Yeah. 

Jo: Before we came on here, Tash I think you've shared a post. I'm, I've [00:29:00] just come off the whole election voting type thing.

There was something else. But before you came on here I've seen a couple of people now. I think Dizzy was one of them and you are one of them. And I've seen somebody else, I can't remember who else it was, but on my Facebook feed, the same image packet of sandwich with an 8.1% carbon allowance, the word allowance absolutely cracks me up.

You carbon allowance, 8.1% of your carbon allowance in this packet of sandwiches.

What's going on, Tash? 

Tasha: I think people really need to understand now I. And I say this I say this, I, this happened in COVID. We need to remember this happened in COVID. Do you remember at the very beginning of COVID, or even the year before COVID, there were so many things that happened during COVID and after COVID that had they have happened in 2019, you would've been [00:30:00] going, what the fuck?

Yeah. How ridiculous. And suddenly it became absolutely fucking normal and acceptable. Yeah. That happens. And I said this to my mom at the time, in 2020. I said to my mom, at the time, I'm watching the media, I'm listening to what they're saying. I'm seeing the sales tactics, the storytelling manipulation, and I said, let me tell you what's happening right now.

What they're doing is they are drip feeding very slowly. Because they know that the general public can't handle a change from this to this. Yeah. So what, or they'll kick off because it'll be too obvious. So what they'll do is they'll slowly make that change happen via different routes that by the time we get from A to B, you won't even notice because it's been such a small thing you wouldn't have seen it coming and therefore you'll just accept there'll be no kickoff.

Yep. And I said this to a lot of people at the time because as [00:31:00] experience previously has taught me many things that I now can't unsee. The way in which stories are sold and the way in which stories are told and marketed being one of them it's a science and it actually affects your brain the way people say things.

And if people don't believe that, then just imagine if I walked up during the street and went, you are fucking ugly. It would evoke an emotion. Yep. So the way in which you say something and the language that you use evokes an emotion in the brain and what people do. Governments especially, and this was documented fact on the government website, minutes of a meeting, it was documented in there, their media strategy to control the public's perception.

And I shared that. I shared that, and I still had people saying, oh, you're just, you didn't boil hat off. I'm like, it's on the fucking, this is what they do. This is a [00:32:00] thing, corporate thing, pr, media control, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Yeah. So that's not me making it up. That's how the world works.

How I, how, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Always. You have to control millions of people. You don't want everyone fucking kicking off and Yeah. Oh, the pasta and toilet roll. Oh wait. One 

Jo: of the, one of the word or phrases that they use is most people. 

Tasha: Most people. Yes. And we know 

Jo: what that means.

Weird mentality of most people. Am I most people? I must be most people, so that must mean me. 

Tasha: And also feeling like everyone else is doing something you are not. Yeah. Humans are pack animals. We don't like to feel like we are out on our own and we don't know something or we're not doing something. And look what happened, the comply when people were having to comply, most people were happy to call death on people that weren't doing as they were told.

Yeah. It's very rare. [00:33:00] It's, or it's harder now than it's ever been to find people who are willing to turn around to the masses and say, fuck you, I'm not doing it. Yep. I'm not doing it. And so if you are one of those people, I would say shout louder. But this digital id, what people are not understanding about it.

And I made notes on my phone so I didn't, so I didn't go off track with this. You are being sold like you were with COVID initially. It's a digital id so that the illegals coming over here. Don't take your jobs. Yeah. Firstly, they're not taking any jobs from us because who the fuck wants to drive a Deliveroo bike?

Not me. Who wants to work for Uber Eats? Not me. So what fucking jobs. They're not walking into the country stepping outta their dinghies and taking a fucking CEO job or a fucking surgeon's job. So that's bollocks. It's nothing to do with that. It's like the vaccine mandate all over again.

They just repackaged it. It's your for [00:34:00] your safety. We are listening to you. We're doing what you want. No, you fucking ain't if you don't see that this is actually the digital ID for work is not what it will be. This is how they're introducing it. This is how they're gonna start their drip feed. Yeah.

And what will happen is it'll then be digital currency. Now, if you remember in 2020, and I told my mum again this would happen, they were trying to get rid of cash because they told everyone they could catch COVID from a fucking 20 pound. No. Yep, they did. And people believed that. For fuck's sake, right?

So you can, so they stopped doing cash back that supermarkets because you. Never have. We had a situation with any disease or virus before where the government or BB, C have told us, you must get rid of all your cash because that 20 pound note is just dying to fucking infect you.

Yeah. 

Honestly. So [00:35:00] when COVID fucks off, it's all back to normal.

Now where's the cashback facility at? The supermarket? It hasn't been reintroduced has 

Jo: No, it's not been reintroduced. But did you notice as well, they stopped giving you paper receipts in a lot of places and saying, can I have your email address? I've, they've been doing that. 

Tasha: Yeah, they've been doing that for 

a 

Jo: while.

They've been doing that for quite a while 

Tasha: now as well. Yeah. I don't like that. I don't like that. So what's happened is we've now, the cash list we've all got, now they've given us five years to get used to not having cash. And now it's a real incon inconvenience to have cash.

'cause we have to go to the fucking cash point. Which we don't wanna do anymore. 'cause we can do it all on our phone. So what will happen then is there'll be a central bank, there'll be a digital currency coming, and it'll all be sold to you as now it'll go along with employment, digital ID for employment.

Now, salary. This is better because when you go on holiday, you won't have to change your money. Yeah. [00:36:00] Think of the convenience. Yeah. And then it'll be carbon credits. 

Now 

I'm gonna say this because it, 

Jo: I already mentioned about how many times a year you'll be able to catch a flight. You know what I mean?

Tasha: See, everyone thinks it's all fucking shits and giggles and thinks that we are all crazy until give it two or three years and you are suddenly going to your friend. Oh, I can't go in holiday this year because I've already used two flights. I've already used up my two flights this year. And you'll say that out loud and you'll think to yourself, how did we get here?

Because I had 

Jo: carbon allowance left. 'cause they had a chicken and stuffing sandwich. What?

Tasha: Listen if it was really about carbon, if it was really about climate and it was really about carbon, let me tell you something. The government would be investing in farming. They would be investing in local produce.

They would be helping local farmers. They would not be taxing the fucking asses off of them and taking their land. Exactly. How many years now have farmers been kicking off? [00:37:00] Everywhere. When Bill Gates starts buying up all the fucking free land in America, start to worry. Yeah. And then consider that when Ki Starer came into power, bill Gates was here with BlackRock.

Yes. Having a 

meeting that freedom of information requests won't tell us what it was about. If you think it's crazy, you are gonna be sat here in a couple of years wondering how the fuck we got here. And I shall tell you how we got here in a couple of years today because we did nothing. Yeah.

So it'll be carbon credits, it'll be, sorry, you've had too much meat already this month. You can't buy that steak for the barbecue at the weekend. So Yeah. Then it'll be social credit scores you swore on social media minus 10 points and you need 150 points to be able to go to the pub at the weekend. 

Yeah.

That's 

me fucked. But luckily I don't go to the pub anymore, so That's all right. And then really after that [00:38:00] you're fucked. Yep. You're fucked because, and I've been saying this for five years, your data is what they want. Digital ID will give them what they want is what it's ball like. It's a bull lake.

It is a bull lake. But do you know what I do wanna say this? I thought tonight, do you know what I will do tonight? I'm gonna give people four accounts if they just want a bit of a light relief and escape. If they want some funny, proper, funny like social accounts to follow, to cleanse the algorithm, right?

Because I've had to do this. So if you wanna escape the madness, guys, his four great accounts on Instagram. We've got South Park. Just South Park. 'cause follow South Park at South Park and remind yourself how fucking brilliant that program is. It's so funny, they don't even replace words with emojis.

It's brilliant, right? They just say it. So [00:39:00] if you wanna feel like you're back in the nineties, get on that. Also just for just for information purposes, all 26 seasons of South Park is on Paramount Plus. You are welcome. Another one is Great British memes on Instagram. Always a laugh. Get on there.

Made him poor taste on Instagram. And I just wanna tell you this, so I clicked on that earlier to have a little check in and there was a video of some women citizens who were making a citizen's arrest and the CEO of Anglia water. It was classic. She was very polite and very posh. It was very great.

But the comment section, I clicked on the comment section because why wouldn't you? And the first comment I saw was this. That's not correct procedure in Britain to make a citizen's arrest, you have to yell. You are next. Bonus points. Bonus points, if you call them a slag,

and, which I just thought was [00:40:00] hilarious. And the last account is Josh Johnson. If you guys dunno about Josh Johnson yet, you are missing out. Josh Johnson comedy on TikTok. He's fucking brilliant. He's so funny. So funny. That's my contribution to everyone's happiness this week. 

Jo: Okay, amazing. Tash, last night I spent the evening writing another chapter in one of my books, right?

Like two in the morning. And I'm writing, I'm dissing the royal family, right? Is this, what the fuck? This. The second, what the fuck book? Second book. Yeah. So it's the follow up to what the fuck is the actual, so I was writing, I was well into the book, and then I thought, I'm got a minute. I haven't written anything about the Royal family and I need to include them.

And really, that's a whole book. It's a whole book. But yeah, I was writing about the Royal family and Prince Andrew and his Cummins and goings. So the [00:41:00] email, sorry,

Tasha: You need to rewrite that chapter babe. 

Jo: Yeah, I know. So I just wondered if we wanted, in case people haven't seen it, if you wanna give an update on what's happened with Prince Andrew literally minutes before we came live.

Tasha: Well guys if you are drinking tonight, I suggest you go up and so up 'cause we are about to cheers. So Prince Andrew? Yeah. Jing Ching, prince Andrew. So it was breaking about, literally about 10 minutes before we came on. That's, apparently it's been announced the Prince Andrew is giving up his titles and honors.

Doesn't obviously help all the underage girls that he was nonsense, allegedly, but apparently he's been in talks with.

Listen, if I became queen of the country, my sister still ain't fucking listening to anything I've gotta say. Do you know what I mean? I'd love to see, I'd love to have fly on the wall for that conversation. Charles is there you've really got to stop nonsense. 

Jo: Is he giving up his titles or is he having [00:42:00] them revoked?

Tasha: I, it's worded as, do you know what, let me, shall I read you the actual announcement? It's 

Jo: just on here, just as it was happening. So 

Tasha: we did, I will read you the actual announcement. Oh, there, 

Jo: you've disappeared off the screen. Sorry. Oh, I'm back. I'm back. Yeah. 

Tasha: The announcement is breaking Prince Andrew to give up all his titles and honors, including Duke of York.

York. Will be happy about that. However, he will remain a prince having been born the son of Elizabeth ii. That's fine. He can just be Prince Nuns. His former wife, Sarah Ferguson, will also no longer use her title of the Duchess of York. It is understood, possibly because she's known for many years what was going on.

Yes. Only, and I only say that because I didn't see any other ex-wives still living in palaces and being paid, but we'll talk more about that offline. In a statement. Prince Andrew said, fuck him. I'm gonna jail [00:43:00] anyway. It, yeah, I'll be in the in di Prince Andrew said, in discussion with the king and my immediate and wider family, we have concluded.

We have concluded the continued accusations about me distract from the work of his majesty and the royal family. I have decided, as I always have to put my duty to my family and country first, I stand by my decision five years ago to stand back from public life with his Majesty's agreement. We feel I must now go a step further.

I will therefore no longer use my title, all the honors which have been conferred upon me. As I have said previously, I vigorously deny the accusations against me. The decision comes following increased pressure on Prince Andrew. After more reports emerged of his relationship with pedophile financier, Jeffrey Epstein and his relationship with an

alleged 

very important word that alleged why have I just completely lost my [00:44:00] place?

Oh, and his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. The plot thickens the thing is glad of the outcome. I'm sure he is. It is understood. After the decision was taken in close consultation with his majesty. Now here's my thing, prince Andrew, right? I think we're all, I think we've all been overlooking just what a duty Prince Andrew has actually done for the country, because let's be honest, he's kept Israel happy for many years.

He was doing the 

Lord's work, 

Joe. I know. He was. He was keeping Mossad over there.

Yep. Just saying. 

Jo: T. That will have gone over a lot of people's heads. The connection with Epstein and Mossad and Israel. Really think, are we not even there yet? Oh, for fuck sake, we're there. But I think a lot of people aren't there and have made the connection that I don't think they have. So anyway, we said we weren't gonna go and [00:45:00] cover local politics in Israel.

We'll steer clear and give Bibi net Your who arrest even though we bombed Lebanon yesterday. Absolute bag. Like literally this 

Tasha: man.

Jo: I'm saying nothing else. 

Tasha: What else can we cover? 

Jo: Apple juice. 

Tasha: Apple juice. Yeah. 

I'm drinking the juice of apples anyway. In ovens. Yeah. Oh.

Wait, there was something I want you to, I want you to let people know that I did

right. Update on the terrorism status of Palestine action. Okay. And the government's attempt to shut down legal scrutiny of its decision to ban Palestine action has backfired dramatically in a major blow to the home [00:46:00] office. The court of appeal has ruled that the group's co-founder can proceed with a judicial review, allowing the legality of the ban to be tested in open court.

That is worth looking into. Also I dunno if you guys. Oh God. I bet I didn't bloody save it. I didn't. But I will tell you the brief so as you, as many people will know, the rules of protesting, the laws about protesting became quite strict to the point where you could pretty much, the language was very loose.

Yeah. That you could pretty much arrest people for marching and farting at the same time. It got to the point where it's oh if somebody complained that was causing them a nuisance, you could be arrested. Yeah. Supreme Court has overturned that in the uk. So as of now it's back to normal rules that you have to be [00:47:00] criminally, you have to be doing something criminal.

So if 

Jo: I see, like these are things that I've seen people being arrested for. One young lad. He was antagonizing the police. He was being an absolute dick, to be honest with you, but he was going outside a, an immigrant hotel. I love bacon. I love bacon. Like a bloody 3-year-old. You know what I mean?

I think I would've just smacked him one square on in the face. I love a bacon, but him himself. But he was in this police officer's face and he just arrested him. That's now not an arrestable offense, is that what we're saying? Like you can protest. I don't 

Tasha: know, because that would probably fall under public order offense.

Public order or, yeah, I mean within the bounds of protest. Yeah. Which was basically if you were marching and you were singing too loud, they could potentially shut you down or they could potentially have you arrested or, it was very loose language. It wasn't very defined in.

Wording. And Supreme [00:48:00] Court basically said no. That's in creature. That's like you are taking rights away there and we're not having that. Yeah. I did actually do a little rundown. We won't have time tonight, so maybe I'll put some posts out in the week.

But I did do a little check on the last 18 months of any quiet laws that have been passed or changed, amended without the public's knowledge that affects the public's freedom, rights, or human rights. And there are quite a few. So I will talk about those on posts and stuff in the week. So if you don't follow the page Facebook page, guys, get following and and subscribe the videos, the channel.

Jo: Yeah. So what I do next is I'll chop this video up and you'll get it in bite-sized chunks throughout the week. But we're also gonna start being a little bit more active on the page as well, on the Facebook page and maybe Instagram stories. So look out for that. We need to catch up, but we've got something interesting coming there, haven't we?

So had a little [00:49:00] light bulb moment. 

Tasha: We have. 

Jo: Yes. So we have looking forward to doing that. But what have you got planned this week then? Tash more DIY. 

Tasha: It's not even, yeah, just getting jobs finished. I've just been like a DHD in it, so every room in the house has been half done, so I need to get sorted because I got my son's birthday next week.

My son's birthday's Tuesday. Yeah. And then I got my grandson's birthday the week after. And then we've got my granddaughter's birthday the month after. And then it's my other granddaughter's birthday a couple of weeks after that. And then it's Christmas. Yeah. And just saying all of that is just, I've just watched my bank account just drain of cash.

So yeah, I'm gonna be going through my house with a fine tooth comb and selling everything I do not need.

Called. Yeah. 

Jo: Everything. Is it or something? What's that app called in the UK 

Tasha: Vintage? Yeah. [00:50:00] Vineyard for the clothes? 

Jo: Yeah. And 

Tasha: eBay. Everything 

Jo: else Or Facebook market? eBay. Facebook 

Tasha: Marketplace. Mate, listen, follow me on Facebook because you, there's gonna be some deals going out this week. I might even be selling a child, 10 are tops. Anything that's costing me money is going on. Marketplace, put it that way. 

Jo: I've replaced buying alcohol now with, I've now got a new addiction. I now buy plants and plants for the garden. So every Sunday we don't open the shop now till five o'clock on a Sunday afternoon. So we spend all Sunday morning going around looking for plants for the garden or the house.

And we've now got plants absolutely everywhere. I'm running outta space to put the plants. It's like walking into a gym. 

Tasha: How have I, so have I, but mine are all plastic. 

Jo: No, mine not. I've got a couple of plastic ones from Ikea, but no, they mostly real,

Tasha: I can't have real ones because I killed them.

And that's not a joke. I lit. I killed them. I killed them within a week. Do you [00:51:00] know my first husband bought me air plants for a birthday present one year. I should have fucking got rid of him at that point, and that told me everything. But he bought me these air plants. I'm not joking.

They were like on a piece of log, like tree log slice. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like little cactus sort of things. And all they needed Joe was air. That's it. And you killed air. They were un killable. I had them for a week dead. I dunno how I put them on the windowsill. I gave them the air.

Fucking died on me. It's a running joke in my social circles that I literally, no one buys me flowers because that they just die within 24 hours. They die like my fucking soul. They can feel my black soul. Yeah. Darkness. And they wither away with the amount of negativity that pours out of me.

But that's why I drink. 

Jo: So Tash, [00:52:00] I've been having a look at flights, right? 'cause I told you the other week didn't I was trying to renew, funnily enough, my digital ID in Spain. 

Tasha: And 

Jo: I was three months early, so the police told me to come back in January when it's expired. And I don't know how this happened, but I've got all these important papers in this hand, which I call my spas hand.

It's my right hand, I'm left-handed. This arm doesn't even know it's connected to me body, to be honest, let alone my brain. So I'm holding a fold of a four paperwork certificates and all different things that you need for registering with me. Passport in the middle, me brand new passport, and. We call at the DIY shop and buy some chlorine for the swimming pool.

And I think right as we get back home, I'm holding this bucket full of chlorine. I'll just put some chlorine tablets in the pool. So I lean forward for lift the lid up on the pump house [00:53:00] and me passport slid from the middle. Oh, I 

Tasha: saw you. I saw you post about this, but I was thinking, how the fuck did you drop your passport with that?

Jo: All these papers. I went in swimming pool and I'm like looking, the made it like plastic now though. The front water, honestly, it's all so wrinkled. Really wrinkled. So then I like, I just put it out. I like 

Tasha: you. So you rock up to the airport and you go wrinkled passport. And they go, looks the same.

Jo: But anyway, because of that, when I come over at the end of October, I've got, I think I'm gonna have renew my passport. So I was looking at flights because my flights back on the 2nd of November might not be far enough away because my passport might not be back right then under how much the flights are?

4 14 99 each way. So [00:54:00] this afternoon outta curiosity, I thought, how much of flights from London? All London airports, 1499 from Stanstead, Ryanair return, 30 quid return for t.

As long as you don't pick a seat, like you let them pick your seat randomly. 

Tasha: Don't take any luggage. No. 

Jo: You can take luggage. You can take, you don't have a wei, you don't eat, you take small bag that fits under the seat, so well, you don't need anything else do you? 

Tasha: 14. As long as you sit on the wing. If you sit on the wing, it's only nine pounds.

I thought it was 

Jo: a bargain and I was gonna mention it to you. 14 point 99 for a flight. It's 

Tasha: normally the, though when you get the cheap flight out, it's normally the return flight back is extortion. No, 

Jo: I tested the process that it was still 14 point 99 and my checkout price was 30 quid. I haven't got a parcel though, in the uk so [00:55:00] anyway.

The point was this is what a rip off flights are, because the week before, the nearly 500 each way because it's half term. That's something I wanna have a little rant about. And then the other thing is the cost of rail fare in the uk. Can we cover that at one point? Because I can go a return flight for 30 quid From the Canary Islands.

Yeah. To the UK quid. I can't go a return train ticket from Stoke on Trent to London for that price. It's like nearly 300 quid return train tickets. 

Tasha: Yeah. It's ridiculous. 

Jo: Crazy money. But yeah. Anyway, Tash, we're on the one hour mark. Have you got anything else before we wrap up? We've done it's.

Let me check 

Tasha: my little list. Let me, no, 

Jo: I hope she's got a check in your list now. She's made a list. She's checking it twice. 

Tasha: I am not paid to sing live on YouTube. And do you know what? For a minute there, I forgot. We were actually [00:56:00] live. I was thinking we were pre-recording. There's a good job we didn't break into songs

because all the men that I say about that this week. Oh, who She thinks she is fucking Beyonce. No, I don't. No. No I'm good.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm all good. Good. Okay. 

Jo: Oh shit. No. We've got one more thing. Please. God, we never mentioned this. Donald Trump and Kia Stormer this week. Have you watched it? 

Tasha: Yes, I've watched it, but I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't understand the thing. I'm like, okay. I watched it about 20 times thinking I don't understand what I'm supposed to be watching.

Like it doesn't, when it said like he embarrasses him, he like, like fucking, fucking over basic. I'm watching thinking there was some like proper one liner put down. I saying, what is it that I'm supposed to be saying? 

Jo: So first of all he should never have even been there [00:57:00] right after he recognized the Palestinian state and nearly fucked up the peace talks.

Anyway, Israel and American Furious with him. Furious. So he is in India and catches a flight from India over to Egypt so he can rock up to this peace deal. Like he's had some participation in, oh, I didn't know he wasn't meant to be there. He's had no participation but the kind of he's trying to muscle in to say, yeah, the UK helped you, didn't help you nearly fucking jeopardized the whole thing.

Oh that's what me, and then he stood there on the stage behind Donald Trump and he goes, yeah, and the United Kingdom, where are they? And you hear Kia storming go, I'm right here behind you, as usual.

Tasha: I didn't hear that. I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to watch it again 

Jo: behind you, as usual. And then he steps forward and he shakes his arm. Like it's a piece of weak lattice, right? Like limp lattice, how he shakes his hand, [00:58:00] how are you? And then he literally just goes from being here like this out.

Yeah. I'm really grateful for this guy. 

Tasha: I 

Jo: saw that, but I was like, I've only seen that particular job. I didn't have the context Stepped forward though, Tash, she stepped forward as if he's gonna be allowed to take the mic and have safety words and then he just has to hustle back. And honestly, if you watch the people either side of him, especially the woman, I don't know who she was, but she was like, just the most humiliating thing for him.

Tasha: Here's the thing, I don't and I know people think like people sometimes in this light, it's such a serious world right now that you just have to find some joy here and there. So people like will give me shit for this because it'd be like you, you need to take things more seriously.

Trust me, I do. But you have to find the fun in things. And I'm sorry, but Donald Trump is fucking funny. He is funny. He is just so [00:59:00] funny and I can't, I like, yeah, I get politically he might be a bit whatever, I dunno. But he's just funny. I vote for Donald Trump to be president until he fucking dies.

Just leave him in office until he dies because he's fucking hilarious. It's brilliant. 

Yeah. 

Jo: But I'm, 

Tasha: that's gonna 

give some hate 

Jo: YMCA dance because there's all music on the terrace and as I walk up into the shop, whether there's people outside or not, like Florian my other off. You can't quite get over the, how much of a fuck I don't give about what people think of me.

Like those days are long gone for me. That's why I can come up here. I don't care about the comments section, what you say, what you call me. Zero fucks to give about that. 

Tasha: Literally. Literally none. Doesn't break a sweat. No. 

Jo: So I walk in the shop every afternoon look like that, or I'm walking in like this, that [01:00:00] pretending would be pretend microphone 

Tasha: and 

Jo: looks like horrified in case anybody see me outside, 

Tasha: No.

Oh dear Lord. So probably best to break it gently to him that I'm coming for an eight week holiday at some point, because the two of us together, that's not gonna get any better. Did you just say eight weeks then? Yeah. I haven't told you that yet, but yeah, I'm probably just gonna pop over for a.

Yeah. Cheeky busted.

Jo: Your English friend. Cheeky, busted. T This would've just been neat whiskey. 

Tasha: I know. And there was a time, there was a time this would've been fucking full. 

Jo: Yeah, 

Tasha: there's a hole in my glass. Did Joe? Who did? Joe 

Jo: right there. A thing about doing these calls, there was a time Tash, if you remember. I was in Singapore and you were in Lanza and we had a party via resume call.

We did remember. 

Tasha: Did we did. I do believe we sang a little [01:01:00] bit of Bohemian Rhapsody. We sang 

Jo: Bohemian Rhapsody over the airways. We did. And I think it went out on a Facebook page somewhere. And there might still be a copy of that somewhere. 

Tasha: I've got the still, but I'm sure there's the video somewhere.

Yeah, there's a very, we have to dig out because when me and you were both always drunk, it was so much fun. Yeah, it was. There was a lot of video footage. We're gonna have to dig that out for me. It's 

Jo: more fun now because I'm sober. I still do funny shit. But now I can remember doing the funny shit. That was funny.

Hey, 

Tasha: if you can remember it then it wasn't that if you wanna remember it, then it can be, I'm fine. 

Jo: The scary thing, funny thing was staying over at your house. 

Tasha: I know what you're gonna say. 

Jo: Halloween, I'm waking up. I just decided to take myself off to bed 

Tasha: and 

Jo: just brush out on the bathroom floor in between the [01:02:00] toilet, the pedestal of the sink and the toilet with me.

Head on. You Bob. Brush. What people have to know 

Tasha: about this. Is that my bathroom is like one meter square. The floor is like, it's 1.3 meters by 1.3 meters or something silly. It's tiny area of floor. And Joe, somehow Joe somehow was pulled up with her head on. The pipes come. There was a perfect, there was a 

Jo: perfect 

Tasha: as well reason 

Jo: for the bath mat.

Tasha: There was a perfectly reasonable sofa there and bed, not in the bathroom. Obviously I don't keep a fucking sofa in the bathroom, but there was a perfectly reasonable bed and over there that could have been used at any point. And Joe decided no. That 1.3 square meters of cold bathroom floor and open unprotected pipe work.

Jo: People were coming in and out and peeing and leaving, [01:03:00] and I was still there. I just couldn't be asked to. 

Tasha: I fucking better not been peeing in my fucking bathroom. There's no toilet in there. No, it's next to the toilet. No, that's in a different room. You were next to the sink. I can't remembered, which makes me think people were pissing in the fucking sink, but people were coming in and out.

TI was definitely in the toilet because I remember someone coming in having shit.

Jo: What makes me think it was the bath, like the toilet? It was when I seen so many arses. 

Tasha: Okay then, I dunno what was going on in that bathroom, but it wasn't what was meant to go on in that bathroom. Fuck you. Hell 

Jo: Hang on. Maybe that was my ass.

Tasha: I'm asking no questions at this point that I don't wanna know the answers to.

Jo: I think we'll leave it there. Tash, on a high, on a bit of a fun note. I think we should

Thank you for joining us, everybody, and we'll catch you in the week. Bye guys. Just gonna let you know when I press stop, it's still gonna be [01:04:00] recording for a little while. I know 

Tasha: I.

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